December 12, 2012
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Nukes
North Korea has a nuke, and Iran has a nuke. I wonder who is going to try to nuke us first? NK is now working on long range capabilities. Why? Does anyone care to venture a guess? Is anyone stupid enough to not know why? Is anyone stupid enough to think that the number one target is anything other than the US?
But of course, no one is going to nuke us right? We are all one big happy family right? After all, Obama is working to reduce our nuclear stockpile, so it’s only a matter of time before everyone else turns in their nukes for flowers, and comes to bask in the warm light of Obama. Deep down inside no one really wants to hurt us right? All we have to do is talk nice to them, and love them, and give them lots of hugs, and sit down and watch Barney and Friends while drinking green tea on borrowed money from China right?
Why would North Korea want to develop a long range nuke in the post-Obama world? It’s a world where everyone is nice (except for those mean racist conservatives), and no one wants to hurt each other because Obama says not too. Big daddy Obama will make everything safe and good.
And even if BDO is wrong, then there is still a bright side to this (a very bright one). Anyone who is struggling to lose weight doesn’t have to worry about anthing else. It will all melt right off, along with our eyes, skin, muscle tissue, and everything else, and your brittle charred skull is falling to the ground where it will shatter into a thousand pieces. If you’re in the epicenter it’s even quicker, just POOF and then your’re gone. That’s right, one second you’re doing your thing, and in the next second you’re in whatever afterlife you were headed for, and there you are before you even knew what hit you.
If we get nuked I’m blaming all you Obama-zombies, assuming I survive.
http://news.yahoo.com/n-korea-launches-long-range-missile-015602333–abc-news-topstories.html
Comments (4)
Well, we can hope that NK will only nuke the left coast and Hawaii. Nukes would be a waste on Alaska.
@soccerdadforlife - Ah yes, the modern day Sodom and Gomorrah.
This made me laugh, but the truth isn’t funny. It’s so horrifying that it seems like a parody.
It’s very un-Libertarian of me, but I really think we should bomb Mecca. I have for awhile. I’ve a slight “neo-con” side, which anti-semites use as a codeword for “fucking Jew.”
Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iKuMVqht4U
@DrummingMediocrity - Yea I got a little sarcastic, but it’s all true. I wish it were only a joke.
I would be completely fine with that. Normally I’m all for religious freedom but I don’t see why we should tolerate their religion when they don’t tolerate anyone else. Look at what they did with Constantinople and Jerusalem. I’m thinking that if we destroyed Mecca it might soundly refute their retarded religion as far as many of them are concerned. They have way so much religious significance attached to that stupid place. We can then take control of all the Saudi oil to pay for the attack. Of course if we are going to do that then it needs to happen before too many of them get long distance nuclear capabilities. That is what our government would do if it were smart, but that’s asking a lot of them apparently. Apparently the medieval man had a better understanding of the issues + more spine than our current leaders.
Yea “neo-con” is code for “filthy Jew.” Incidentally I have also been called “filthy Jew” directly on many occasions.
hahaha, smashing!