April 1, 2013

• Epiphany

  Guys, as you know, for years I have opposed the liberal agenda, and liberalism in general.  I have been called racist, bigot, homophobe, Islamophobe, Nazi, greedy, hater, etc.  Pretty much everything in the book.  Well, now I have seen the wisdom in the other side, so I am going to make some ideological changes.

  First of all, I have decided that I will take everything Obama says at face value and trust in him.  Obviously one doesn’t get to be president without being intellectually and morally superior, unless they are a Republican (in that case they were born to privilege and the election was rigged).  If Obama says that deploying drones over the US and target killing American citizens without habeus corpus is good, then well, whoever gets shot probably deserves it. 

  People who have lots of money should give it up.  No one should have more money than anyone else, except for the president because he works hard and doesn’t get it through force or tyranny. So if you have lots of money you should pay more taxes.  Everyone needs to be equal.  It’s only fair and balanced when everyone’s bank accounts are the same.

  Since I’m white and live in a western country, I won’t be having any kids.  It is now clear to me that there are too many white people in the world, and that we are responsible for all the evil in the world.  All of us are responsible.  As a white man, I share in the guilt of the French slave holders of the 1800′s who ran Haiti, Jack the Ripper, and Ivan the Terrible.  They were white, and I’m white, so their faults are my fault.  White people just need to go extinct, and in the meantime give all their money to the third world.  Even though my kids would be mixed, we still have to root out all the evil, so I will not be creating another generation of slave holding colonizers.

  I have also realized how peaceful Islam is, and how compatible it is with feminism and homosexuality.  Believe it or not, the Middle East and North Africa are actually full of women, and all the clothes they get to wear keep men from being able to objectify them, or look at them as sexual beings.  It’s so fair and balanced.  In fact, there are even homosexuals in the Middle East.  A gay Saudi man even posted a video of himself on youtube.  Yes I know, I was so wrong about the Muslims, it really is a religion of peace. 

  All the problems in the Middle East are actually the Jews fault.  If it weren’t for the Zionist entity (which is really composed of European atheists PRETENDING to be Jews), then there would be peace, and the Palestinians would have their own unique country just like all the other Arab Muslims.  It’s really the Jews that stir all those people up and cause the terrorism. 

  I am on board with global warming.  Today I went outside and it was bright and sunny.  Yesterday it was cloudy.  It’s amazing how fast the weather can get crazy!  Just like that we get a warm flash.  Obviously it’s because the world is getting warmer. The government says it’s true, as do most of the scientists, so because the theory is institutionalized it has to be true.  Anything which is institutionalized by the state has to be true, because they are experts in a position of power, and accepting what they say point blank takes much less effort than coming up with my own ideas or looking at theirs critically. 

  Now that I’m no longer thinking as much, I can devote more of my time to truly important pursuits, like protesting and feeling bad about myelf for being white and male. 

   

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