February 20, 2013
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Rape and Cry Rape
This one is for the ladies. I wanted to talk about what to do in situations of rape and alleged rape.
Rape:
It appears that the left is intent on making helpless victims of all the law abiding citizens. This is because the left does not believe that the role of government is to serve the people, they believe that the role of people is to serve the government. They want slaves, not citizens. That being said, I wanted to give some practical advice on what you can do if a rapist comes after you. This advice is for if you find yourself in a situation of actual rape, and does not apply if you invited the guy over for sex and changed your mind during coitis, or if you had “one too many” and went to Happy Land without thinking.
So if the rapist comes after you, and you have no gun, the best thing you can do is dig your long fingernails into his eyes. If you don’t have long fingernails right now you should consider growing them out, because if properly maintained they can serve as weapons which are typically overlooked by the statists and everyone else. Forget about trying to batter him with punches and kicks. A punch from the average woman is probably only enough to irritate the average man. Also screaming is not that helpful, because these days the majority of people ignore screams, or they run away from them rather than towards. When the rapist comes, it’s you and him.
The eye is the most sensitive part of the body. You might be thinking that the nuts are, but a hair on the nuts is not going to cause any kind of irritation, whereas a hair stuck in the eye can cause major difficulties. So if attacked, go for the eyes. Scoop those suckers out, and once he is blinded he will be fairly helpless against any follow up attacks so long as you avoid grappling with him. Don’t worry about getting icky eyeball juice on your hands or anything. It’s his eyes or your virginity, and while I normally would not want to condemn anyone to a life of blindness, once someone viciously attacks you like that then you have a right to do whatever is necessary to defend yourself, especially if you are physically overmatched.
If you cannot reach his eyes for any reason then mash his nuts as hard as you can, then go for his eyes. Don’t show any mercy because the rapist deserves none, and he will show you none.
Now that I wrote this one watch the liberals start clamoring for limiting the length of fingernails.
Cry Rape:
I can’t just talk about rape without also talking about cry rape. By “cry rape” I am of course talking about women who engage in fornication or adultury, and accuse their male co-conspirator of rape in order to get themselves out of trouble. So, the advice I gave regarding what to do if raped does not apply to the cry rape women.
My advice for cry rape women is to just confess what you did, and the sooner the better. The fact is, the longer you put it off the worse things will go for you, because the longer you decieve him the greater the offense. Also, what if your boyfriend or husband decides to go after the alleged rapist? Then not only are you condemning an innocent man to a serious assault and possible death (the accused rapist), but you are also condemning your husband or boyfriend (who would think he was only righting a wrong), to jail and possibly death. You run the risk of ruining two lives needlessly.
Yes I know you’re a selfish little twat, so that probably doesn’t factor in. You care only about yourself and your personal comfort, but the thing is, maintaining lies over long periods of time requires effort, and after doing what you did things are never going to be as they were before anyways.
“Oh but I may lose my boyfriend/husband!”–So what? Obviously you can do without him or else you wouldn’t have been able to have that little fling that you just did.
“But I will be branded/stigmatized as a slut!”–Well, that’s because you are a slut. If the shoe fits, wear it. You should have thought about that before you cheated. But don’t worry, there are lots of guys who like sluts. They don’t like sluts for marriage, but they do like sluts for other things. Just ask Ramzpaul if you don’t believe me. If you were interested in marriage then you should not have cheated. Just like if you are a teenage kid trying to go to an elite university, you don’t spend highschool skipping class and failing to turn in your homework. Take responsibility for yourself.
Yes, it will probably be difficult for you to find a guy willing to marry you who doesn’t have a bad record of his own, but you put yourself in that situation, and you don’t have the right to falsely accuse someone of rape. If I go and rob a gas station then my life isn’t going to be the same again either. It’s not the gas stations fault that I robbed it, and any criminal charges, jail time, and lack of job opportunities that follow are a result of my own indescretion. Yes it would lower the quality of my life, and after that I would probably be faced with the prospect of menial work or a life of crime for the rest of my life. Yes that would be really awful, but if you aren’t prepared to face the consequences of an action then don’t take the action.
Also, when you cry rape you do a serious disservice to actual rape victims who are looking for justice. When an actual rape occurs it is a serious life changing thing. My first reaction when a woman tells me she was raped should be sympathy and righteous indignation, not incredulity, but these days when I hear someone talk about rape I often react with incredulity. Especially when a few drinks were involved.
Comments (12)
Et tu, Brute?!
@PlatotheSmurf - What do you mean?
I was just teasing because there have been significant posts and pulses on the subject of rape lately.
@PlatotheSmurf - Yea man, it’s because of what’s going on in Colorado. But so far I am the only one to write about cry rape, at least, as far as I have seen.
@Ambrosius_Augustus_Rex - I know! And you have my deepest apologies. I see the word “rape” and my sense of nuance goes right out the window.
@PlatotheSmurf - It’s cool man.
@Ambrosius_Augustus_Rex - I feel really bad because you obviously put a lot into your post.
Unfortunately, I make my hair brained comments on the fly.
@PlatotheSmurf - It’s alright. Did you have some experience with a cry rape type situation?
@Ambrosius_Augustus_Rex - Thankfully, no.
I couldn’t help laughing at the government wanting to pass law as to how long the finger nails would be. But going for the eyes is a good one with what is given in the memo in Colarado U.
@PlatotheSmurf - I had a girlfriend who cheated on me and cried rape. To this day I don’t understand why. She could have dumped me and gotten with that other guy if that was what she wanted. But actually after I dumped her she got with an entirely different guy.
@angys_coco - Once they get done outlawing guns they move on to something else. In some countries where guns are banned they have also banned knives. The goal is to have an unarmed and defenseless population, because they see the people as a threat to their continued existence, even though without us they would have nothing. Everything they have comes from us, just like how the tics get fat and swollen from sucking blood out of a dog.
Anyways, that advice came from my Kung Fu teacher, that I had back when I was in my teens. He went to a womens self defense class once and saw them doing all kinds of elaborate yet ineffective techniques, so he offered his own advice on the matter. Some people might say “it’s icky” or “it’s unsporting,” extreme, whatever, but the fact is the guy is attacking you. The attacker is at least twice as strong as you, so it’s already not a fair fight, and there is no justification for forcing sex on someone against their will. You are entitled to do whatever is necessary to get free. If he never attacks you in in the first place then he can easily avoid anything you might do in retaliation. Same goes for someone breaking into my house. If some guy broke into my house I would have no problem with shooting him, stabbing him, or snapping his neck. I am not Cenk Ugyar, I will shoot first and then call the police. If anyone has a problem with that then all they have to do is make sure they don’t break into my house. Plain and simple. No one has any business breaking into my house in the first place, unless it’s me breaking into my own house because I locked the keys inside. Which I did once.